Jia Hao
Jiahao, Jiahao. I feel like I am Jiahao,
I've turned the playground at school into a bird's nest,
Jiahao, Jiahao. I feel like I am Jiahao,
Comparing me to a girl is like calling me a runaway princess,
On Monday, I fiddle with oil; on Tuesday, I trade stocks.
My peers are all too restless as they play games like DZ and Wa.
I spend all my time at the gym and don't have time to hang out with you guys doing silly things,
They were doing morning exercises on the playground, while I hid in the toilet practicing freestyle.
The computer on the podium crashed, and the homeroom teacher seemed to be shouting at me,
I helped him open the Seewo whiteboard in a 4:3 aspect ratio,
I accidentally opened Tonghuashun to display my assets,
The whole class is discussing, and I really enjoy this sensation,
I just got back from abroad and haven't had time to get my meal card yet,
May I ask if the school can accept US dollars or Visa?
None of them understand; I think what I'm saying is false.
I smiled without speaking, lowering my head to eat my Italian pizza.
Others need to review for exams, but I rely on business intuition to answer questions.
I chose all C's. I chose the CEO's C.
They all asked me about the exact nature of my relationship with Jiahao.
Shh... Jiahao is just a legend.